Bex Shiner has been having a lovely time flashing her lady bits this festive season.
And Christmas has come early for the former Big Brother star-turned-exhibitionist, who managed to get her hands on a bizarre backless cracker costume, which showed off her lily-white backside as she took the bins out.
Forgetting the how and why of the situation, because sometimes there are no reasons, the one-time nursery nurse went knickerless, giving neighbours a clear view of her naked bum.
A huge rose tattoo covered one cheek, and Bex didn’t care who saw.
In fact, after getting the chores out of the way, she took her outfit for a spin around Sutton Coldfield town centre.
Lucky Sutton Coldfield.
The glamour model slash porn star – who lives by the motto that she’d “rather be a has been than a never was” – hasn’t always been so bold though.
Before Bex Shiner the boob-flashing exhibitionist, there was Rebecca Shiner – a 21-year-old nursery nurse from Coventry seeking fame and fortune on Big Brother 2008.
Back then, when the crazy cucumber-eating antics of present day hadn’t yet germinated in her mind, she was boyband-loving fangirl who admitted in her auction tape that she was “rubbish with boys.”
“I go out and get drunk and do something stupid and they’re just like, ‘she’s not with me!'” she told the camera.
Admitting her mates compared her to Vicky Pollard, she added, “I don’t think before I speak and I just do some things to tell me in my head to do it and I say, ‘that’ll be funny to do it,’ so I just do it.”
She continued: “Everyone says to me ‘do you not think you could calm down a little bit,’ and I think ‘why would I want to do that?’ I just like annoying people, it gives me great pleasure.”
She rated herself an eight out of 10 for intelligence and revealed that not only did she camp out for 21 hours to see Take That on their latest tour, but that she was also a fully-paid up member of the Hanson fan club.
In a hark back to a more innocent era, the most X-rated thing she did was accidentally flashing her undies as she bent over on her way into the Big Brother house.
Once in there, she quickly made up one half of the series’ biggest love story, partnering up with Luke Marsden.
The unlikely pair bickered and argued, with Luke constantly telling Rebecca off for her bizarre behaviour.
But despite his resistance, she gradually broke him down, slapping the lips on him as she stood rowing with him wearing nothing but a towel and a thong.
BB fans of yore might also remember her for having no idea how many weeks there are in a year.
Turning to Luke, she asked, “How many are there?” And when he told her to guess, she struck out with “twelve?”
And when fellow housemate Rex pressed her, asking how many months there are in a year, she replied, “Twenty four? I honestly don’t know!”
Often referring to herself in the third person as The Bex, she went on to fall off a table and do a ballerina dance in her hot pants before becoming the sixth
contestant to be kicked out of the series, that also starred fellow kook Lisa Appleton.
And when she split up with Luke 18 months later all hell broke loose on Twitter, with Rebecca claiming she hadn’t been attracted to his “skinny body” for at least a year.
These days of course, she sells saucy pictures and videos of herself on a saucy app, and was last spotted charging a fiver for a selfie.